28 April 2006

This is my friday night

[21:21] Bobby Brown: Im about to head over to my cousins
[21:21] Bobby Brown: what are you doing tonight?
[21:22] FindlayTex: not much. teh rents are gone for teh weekend. and i smell like a pizza kitchen. i think i'ma try to eat myself.
[21:22] Bobby Brown: lol
[21:22] Bobby Brown: but, you want to roll with or? you stayin home?
[21:22] FindlayTex: what's goin on teh cuz's?
[21:23] Bobby Brown: few ppl hanging out
[21:23] Bobby Brown: mostly some dirty fuckers
[21:23] Bobby Brown: im just bored and it something to do
[21:23] FindlayTex: whooooores?
[21:23] Bobby Brown: doubtful.. but, maybe
[21:23] Bobby Brown: i didnt really ask..
[21:23] Bobby Brown: i dont ask the question now that i have a g/f and i just noticed that
[21:24] FindlayTex: meh. thanks for the offer, i think i'ma just get some whiskey and chill here. maybe rent a movie and molest myself.
[21:24] Bobby Brown: right on
[21:24] FindlayTex: speaking of, what alicia doing this evening?
[21:24] Bobby Brown: she is at a party.
[21:24] Bobby Brown: a party that i didnt much want to go to
[21:24] FindlayTex: let's go to her party. she hangs wit chicas
[21:24] Bobby Brown: no
[21:25] Bobby Brown: its in taylor or some shit
[21:25] FindlayTex: chicas i can either hit on, or piss off. either way fun for me.
[21:25] Bobby Brown: and we'd be OLD FUCKERS
[21:25] FindlayTex: dude, i've made peace with that.
[21:25] Bobby Brown: like 22-26 hanging out with 18-19 y/o's
[21:25] FindlayTex: heh
[21:25] Bobby Brown: i have to.. on an individual basis
[21:26] FindlayTex: BUT THEY'RE 18-19. WHICH MEANS THEY'RE DUMB. AND EASY!
[21:26] Bobby Brown: Not her friends..
[21:26] Bobby Brown: they all have those gay b/f things
[21:26] Bobby Brown: they are relationship girls
[21:26] Bobby Brown: you have a way better chance finding whores going to my cousins
[21:26] Bobby Brown: some skeezy always comes threw the door
[21:27] Bobby Brown: anyhow
[21:27] Bobby Brown: im showring..
[21:27] Bobby Brown: Ill call you when i leave.. to see if you still want to chew on your arm and molest yourself
[21:28] FindlayTex: ALL 18-19 GIRLS ARE EASY. EVEN WITH BOYFRIENDS. see there's a recipe, it goes like this: borfriend + booze + other dudes = pissing contest. girl + booze + pissing contest boyfriend paying no attention to her + strange fat man paying her compliments = my dick sucked.

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[21:39] Gina rip: Hello
[21:40] FindlayTex: are you going to spam me? cuz i should let you know, i'm not very good looking.
[21:40] FindlayTex: and i'm also an extremely sexy pirate.
[21:40] FindlayTex: i know, it's a conundrum
[21:40] FindlayTex: not good looking, yet still a sexy pirate.
[21:41] FindlayTex: i feel it's more the romance of the pirate life than anything.
[21:41] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
[21:41] FindlayTex: damn.
[21:41] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on

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This is a 5 or so minute clip, of a talent show. in which some people re-enact an entire level of Super Mario Bros. I love it cuz i'm a dork. you'll love it cuz you're a dork too.

adding to my dorkiness... watching tetris grand masters go head to head makes me want to cry. i couldn't stop watching. it's like a fucking trance.

Life isn't always easy on the porn set. sometimes, you have to have a dildo light saber battle to see who's on top. no nudity, just dildo handled lightsabers.

the best backflips only go half right. this is a classic.

18 comments:

I'm Scooter, but I might be a troll. said...

I'm humming the Mario anthem now, thank you for that piece of dorktacular nostalgia.

Stickler said...

I wish I had thought up that mario skit first. Seriously I have had plenty of oppurtunities in my life to do something like that. I am dissapointed in myself. I'm gonna go cry in the corner now.

Drunken Chud said...

scooter, i'm with ya. i had a smile a mile wide watching that.

stickler... i'm dissapointed in you too. shame, shame on you! heh. now you have a muse... now... go figure out how to make a live action zelda skit.

Steph said...

Chuddy, sometimes i'm convinced that you are really a 14 year old boy.

Rev said...

You forgot your fat halfdrunk best friend in the whole world showing up at 3am with a half gallon of cheapass Corby's whiskey.....who fell asleep on the couch inside of 20 minutes.

Drunken Chud said...

steph, at heart, i am.

Drunken Chud said...

well, that's cuz i posted this thing at 10pm. you didn't show till after 3. yaaar.

Rev said...

I know...I'm just saying....

Joe C said...

You should have called me. I sat at home doing absolutely nothing.

And it's always better to hang with the chicas. Even in Taylor.

Drunken Chud said...

joe, you're right, i should have. sorry man./

style lady, EVERYBODY loves mario. heh. but yeah, seriously, i wish i was that creative.

Drunken Chud said...

wow, i haven't been spammed in a while. and i so badly wanted to delete it... but... i mean, that one is just solid gold.

Messed Up said...

hellya I would cut and paste that one and post it.

Stickler said...

Chud, I got a link for you:

House Of Cosby's

This is some funny stuff!

Unknown said...

Do I need to stop by with hot coffee and a penicillin shot?

Kristin said...

So, where did you end up Friday night?!

Drunken Chud said...

i think i'll just keep it there chuck.

that's some funny shit stick.

t'would be appreciated mike.

kristin... i ended up sittin at home. w00t!

Joe C said...

House of Cosbys rules.

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