tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post1592095931189255063..comments2024-01-05T03:42:51.603-05:00Comments on Chud's World: A Pran of KinglesDrunken Chudhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-78612248556425423692007-08-19T23:02:00.000-04:002007-08-19T23:02:00.000-04:00I just watched the video on your other site with t...I just watched the video on your other site with the head-to-head Super Mario Brothers, and I'm ashamed that a game that took me quite a while to beat as a kid took them six and a half minutes w/out losing any lives.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-17115237818508720522007-07-28T05:01:00.000-04:002007-07-28T05:01:00.000-04:00You are off the richter crazy! Your life is like o...You are off the richter crazy! Your life is like one continuous frat party. How are you still alive?Stephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09486157834509821905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-48734397503093335712007-07-24T18:53:00.000-04:002007-07-24T18:53:00.000-04:00Well, as long as you order something "butch"--like...Well, as long as you order something "butch"--like I usually say, "Filet mignon; extra rare--and a raw egg on the side, with a shot of whiskey. I'll mix it myself..." and you get out of the Castro District by sundown, I contend that your hetero "cherry" is still in tact.<BR/><BR/>Of course, I also have this theory that if you fly to Australia and have gay sex, then get back on the plane IMMEDIATELY and fly back to America--you are still straight, because you just had gay sex <I>IN THE FUTURE...</I><BR/><BR/>Being Jenna Jameson's nipple tweaker--the guy that runs out and tweaks her nipples so that they are hard for the next take--might be a straight guy job. I mean, a straight guy could probably pull it off; it is sort of the equivalent of the "fluffer" in gang bang movies.<BR/><BR/>I am sure the SPOOGE bylaws have something to say on this issue.Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-77687904167168212092007-07-24T16:29:00.000-04:002007-07-24T16:29:00.000-04:00"appeared to be gayer than the crepes at a Sunday ..."appeared to be gayer than the crepes at a Sunday Brunch on Castro Street." ok, that line had me giggling like a girl. not that i've ever been to castro street, or had crepes, or really brunch for that matter, the visual it paints is gold i tell ya. as for the purple motorcycle... solid investment tool. solid.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-32643184398333657542007-07-24T14:31:00.000-04:002007-07-24T14:31:00.000-04:00I contacted a SPOOGE representative, and they told...I contacted a SPOOGE representative, and they told me that until the Amateur Home Video Production Crisis is resolved--perhaps through Congressional intervention--the 3% match on contributions of up to 6% on 401K contributions have been temporarily suspended.<BR/><BR/>SPOOGE members are advised to "invest" in "a really cool purple motorcycle."Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-55921115926679283142007-07-24T14:28:00.000-04:002007-07-24T14:28:00.000-04:00Heh, heh--SPOOGE--that's pretty good--I rented thi...Heh, heh--SPOOGE--that's pretty good--<BR/><BR/>I rented this one "behind the scenes" movie of one of Jenna Jameson's more lavish movies--I can't remember WHY; let's just say my life is not that exciting right now.<BR/><BR/>It's hard to tell for sure--and of course not that I really give a crap--but her make-up team appeared to be gayer than the crepes at a Sunday Brunch on Castro Street.<BR/><BR/>I mean, it is probably a violation of SPOOGE policy to "out" anyone.<BR/><BR/>And just because you are, say, "Nipple tweaker" or "Asshole powderer" on a porn set would not NECESSARILY make you gay, but...I just have not met that many guys in stripper bars getting a lap dance and they told me they were an "Asshole stray-hair waxer" and a member of SPOOGE, and they were working on "I Dream of Jenna 2."Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-59566973770562160722007-07-24T13:15:00.000-04:002007-07-24T13:15:00.000-04:00society of pornography overdubbers organizers gaff...society of pornography overdubbers organizers gaffers and entertainers or SPOOGE for short has a great dental plan. but the 401k matching leaves something to be desired there scooter. <BR/><BR/>i think the actors union would be upset, but the makeup artists union would be primed and ready to show their stuff. and as for the jenna jamison argument, you're not always banging her, sometimes you have to blow out bella donna's asshole, and that's just not right. you need hazard pay for that shit. <BR/><BR/>thanks ken. thanks. that means a lot to me.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-83386437543711928772007-07-24T00:25:00.000-04:002007-07-24T00:25:00.000-04:00Chud, I am extending an open, cable-guy invitation...Chud, I am extending an open, cable-guy invitation the next time I'm doing an ugly chick.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-91043579443471311942007-07-23T18:28:00.000-04:002007-07-23T18:28:00.000-04:00The DUDES in straight porn would not seem to have ...The DUDES in straight porn would not seem to have as much negotiating leverage.<BR/><BR/>I mean, if I was the producer, I would stifle all negotiations with one phrase: <BR/><BR/>"You're screwing Jenna Jameson for free! You're lucky YOU don't have to pay ME! As a matter of fact, here's my car keys; get it washed and waxed between takes, pretty boy!!"Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-47674051454337833422007-07-23T18:24:00.000-04:002007-07-23T18:24:00.000-04:00What would a porn union's policy be on something l...What would a porn union's policy be on something like High Definition?<BR/><BR/>I hear the actresses don't like it because it shows too many stretch marks, cellulite, etc.<BR/><BR/>I mean, High Definition would seem to fly in the face of the traditionalist, soft-focus, Guccione School of porn.Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-4803923050083866632007-07-22T22:11:00.000-04:002007-07-22T22:11:00.000-04:00Hmm... a porn 401K, porn dental...I don't think th...Hmm... a porn 401K, porn dental...<BR/><BR/>I don't think the porn union will ever fuck itself over like the auto union did...<BR/><BR/>After all, porn is SKILLED labor...I'm Scooter, but I might be a troll.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15236323080277874167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-78907827864757499912007-07-22T15:51:00.000-04:002007-07-22T15:51:00.000-04:00stickler, i've heard figures much lower than that....stickler, i've heard figures much lower than that. from porn stars. and i mean much lower. <BR/><BR/>malady, i will work on a post involving some of these games.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-57888874996673924582007-07-22T11:44:00.000-04:002007-07-22T11:44:00.000-04:00I'd love to know how to play some of your drinking...I'd love to know how to play some of your drinking / drunking games too Chuddy - c'mon, educate us!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-87516495251712190352007-07-21T13:24:00.000-04:002007-07-21T13:24:00.000-04:00Chud, In fact Porn scale is as much as you think i...Chud, In fact Porn scale is as much as you think it is, it is over 1500 a day. So they aren't doing so badly. And yes, I hate them because I am not one, but their is a porn director who lives on my block and one of these days I am going to convince him to make me his porn AD or at least put me in his porn!Sticklerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03316490361918766551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-90586210001841776052007-07-20T15:09:00.000-04:002007-07-20T15:09:00.000-04:00you know zen, i've never tried that approach. i us...you know zen, i've never tried that approach. i usually use the "get really hammered" style of cable guy. maybe i should set the mood as i walk through the door with a soundtrack. damn my shortsightedness. <BR/><BR/>scooter, they get paid porn scale if they're not a headliner. which is not as much as you'd think. it's the royalties where they make the money. <BR/><BR/>stickler, you only hate erotic actors because you're not one. right?Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-4430219891803083312007-07-20T01:55:00.000-04:002007-07-20T01:55:00.000-04:00yes, in fact they are part of a union. They also ...yes, in fact they are part of a union. They also have a part of their contract that states that they do not need to show up and will still be paid!<BR/><BR/>I hate erotic actors!Sticklerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03316490361918766551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-78563399448137066492007-07-19T19:39:00.000-04:002007-07-19T19:39:00.000-04:00Do erotic actors get paid scale?Do erotic actors get paid scale?I'm Scooter, but I might be a troll.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15236323080277874167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-43780439897913033812007-07-19T18:21:00.000-04:002007-07-19T18:21:00.000-04:00Does it help to cue up the obligatory, Seventies j...Does it help to cue up the obligatory, Seventies jazz, "Boom Chakka Wow Wow"-soundtrack at the appropriate moment when executing the "cable guy maneuver"?<BR/><BR/>The script would read:<BR/><BR/>Cable Guy: I'm here to fix your cable...but HIS cable looks like it's working fine.<BR/><BR/>Taylor Wayne: Why don't you try putting YOUR cable in a different 'channel'?"<BR/><BR/>Cable Guy: You sure know how to get free HBO!!<BR/><BR/>(Zzzzrippp....Schwing!)<BR/><BR/><I>Boom chakka wow wow/Chakka wow wow/Boom chakka wow wow/Chakka wow wow...etc.</I>Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-13571869589016991012007-07-19T14:36:00.000-04:002007-07-19T14:36:00.000-04:00eve... good story. heh. i love me some canadian be...eve... good story. heh. i love me some canadian beer. it's generally all i drink. what with being only 20 minutes from the border and having canadian beers priced the same as domestics in most places.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-22715944648049720012007-07-19T03:50:00.000-04:002007-07-19T03:50:00.000-04:00rev, it's a solid move. worked more than once. K, ...rev, it's a solid move. worked more than once. <BR/><BR/>K, not so super sweet indeed. indeed. <BR/><BR/>zen, you don't have to wear a raincoat. you can just go au natural.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-1311533713292367292007-07-18T17:44:00.000-04:002007-07-18T17:44:00.000-04:00I clearly need to get out more often--and go to th...I clearly need to get out more often--and go to theaters that you wear a black raincoat to.Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-65024888595515392382007-07-18T17:27:00.000-04:002007-07-18T17:27:00.000-04:00I don't get it. No loving for Chud? So not super s...I don't get it. No loving for Chud? So not super sweet.Kristinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02105680755485062414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-74320638266326538552007-07-18T17:05:00.000-04:002007-07-18T17:05:00.000-04:00Ah, the famous Chud-in-a-towel move.I rememeber th...Ah, the famous Chud-in-a-towel move.<BR/><BR/>I rememeber that one.Revhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06894369731679513195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-7703745727870868162007-07-18T16:08:00.000-04:002007-07-18T16:08:00.000-04:00zen... zen... (shakes head)... stickler, it's fun ...zen... zen... (shakes head)... <BR/><BR/>stickler, it's fun for all. except the guy being called rhonda. cuz no one remembers his real name and we were introducing him to people as rhonda. ahh good times. <BR/><BR/>stepho... off to the side? what? you were delivering pizza to my house. duh. <BR/><BR/>kezza i will definately try to post the rules. but without playing it, the rules seem a lot harder than they are. <BR/><BR/>rev, i walked in wearing a towel that was too small, all the characters would have been the same. i walked in and pretended i didn't know they were in my room. when i heard a voice, i acted "shocked" and then nonchalantly asked, "ya need a hand?". bitch shot me down. dammit. <BR/><BR/>yeah zen, i pretended to walk away from their door then ran and tried to bust it down, while yelling "caaaaaable guuuuy!"Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-56091174413239765752007-07-18T12:00:00.000-04:002007-07-18T12:00:00.000-04:00When you said cable guy, I was thinking THE Cable ...When you said <I>cable guy</I>, I was thinking THE <I>Cable Guy</I>; and that "move" would be to fix your pseudo-friend up with a hooker and then burst in and take pictures while they are <I>in flagrante delicto</I>.Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.com