tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post2982545133234851193..comments2024-01-05T03:42:51.603-05:00Comments on Chud's World: Gimp?Drunken Chudhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-70921783495572550552008-07-23T18:35:00.000-04:002008-07-23T18:35:00.000-04:00That's exactly why it IS. Everyone else is jerking...That's exactly why it IS. Everyone else is jerking off over it.Revhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06894369731679513195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-75875135307735353812008-07-23T02:54:00.000-04:002008-07-23T02:54:00.000-04:00ok, zen: Nicole Eggert (baywatch era), Steve McQue...ok, zen: Nicole Eggert (baywatch era), Steve McQueen (bullitt era), and Humphry Bogart (Casablanca era)<BR/><BR/>rev, meh. i don't find it postworthy. just sayin.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-81000288623054196982008-07-22T23:27:00.000-04:002008-07-22T23:27:00.000-04:00Far be it from me to suggest that you break your "...Far be it from me to suggest that you break your "once in a fucking while" posting schedule...but I think a review of The Dark Knight is in order.<BR/><BR/>You know why.Revhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06894369731679513195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-11592215829770972442008-07-22T18:59:00.000-04:002008-07-22T18:59:00.000-04:00Okay give us a new, easier one.(That one was too h...Okay give us a new, easier one.<BR/><BR/>(That one was too hard.)Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-6652432053976760292008-07-22T14:58:00.000-04:002008-07-22T14:58:00.000-04:00zen, you're definately over thinking it. this isn'...zen, you're definately over thinking it. this isn't fuck(and cuddle), suck and kill. no, this is straight prison rules sex. no cuddling, no talking, just dirty man sex and tears. <BR/><BR/>(.)(.), it is super easy, and super fun. it sounds complicated at first, but really, it's just catch... with an objective. heh.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-33563547153824354622008-07-21T22:21:00.000-04:002008-07-21T22:21:00.000-04:00Looks like you had a great time away. I will have ...Looks like you had a great time away. I will have to try this waffle game. Looks excellent. Something I could give a good go!( . )( . )https://www.blogger.com/profile/05654834275464135130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-85553448963290577272008-07-21T19:53:00.000-04:002008-07-21T19:53:00.000-04:00I am probably over-thinking this, but who would wa...I am probably over-thinking this, but who would want to "talk and cuddle" less after you did them?<BR/><BR/>Louie Anderson or Brando?<BR/><BR/>Less is more, in this case...Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-57441995126410947532008-07-21T18:57:00.000-04:002008-07-21T18:57:00.000-04:00Since I have a five-inch tongue, I would do little...Since I have a five-inch tongue, I would do little tongue flicks on RBG and just when she was about to girl-gush I would stop and make her promise not to overturn <I>Roe v. Wade</I>.<BR/><BR/>I can't decide whether I would rather cornhole Brando circa 1997 or Louie Anderson circa 1999.<BR/><BR/>On Anderson, in addition to the cellulite, I would be turned off by the anemic pallor.<BR/><BR/>It's anyone's guess but I would think the negative olfactory input on Brando's and Anderson's asses would be about the same.<BR/><BR/>Brando ate a lot of Oriental food, so if he curry-farted, I mean, that would just be the end of it, right there.Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-13221159346076156212008-07-21T18:02:00.000-04:002008-07-21T18:02:00.000-04:00kristin, it is. except or that. zen i don't know i...kristin, it is. except or that. <BR/><BR/>zen i don't know if i have or not, i haven't stepped on a scale in a while. however, i guess i could bang ginburg. but really, i like the power of going down on her. i mean, her pleasure is in your hands. or tongue as it were. <BR/><BR/>scoots. worry not. i'm not actually upset, i just felt like being a rabble rouser. and a zoo trip? could be fun. <BR/><BR/>joe, i blame xenu. the bastert.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-58725272457570595852008-07-21T16:16:00.000-04:002008-07-21T16:16:00.000-04:00I wasn't in on the planning of the Zoo trip. That...I wasn't in on the planning of the Zoo trip. That's on Scooter and Stephinator. Don't blame me for that one.Joe Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09125138435014196769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-25448928945318920882008-07-21T15:38:00.000-04:002008-07-21T15:38:00.000-04:00Chud, I am sorry you were not invited to Joe's bar...Chud, I am sorry you were not invited to Joe's barbecue. Indeed, I am so sorry, that I am not even going to ask Joe before telling you of our plans to go to the Toledo Zoo on the ninth of August.<BR/><BR/>I think it would behoove you to ask Joe if you are welcome to come along with him on that trip. Hell, say you'll pay for half the gas to get there, or some shit.I'm Scooter, but I might be a troll.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15236323080277874167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-90470228246376248542008-07-21T15:00:00.000-04:002008-07-21T15:00:00.000-04:00Looks like you lost a bunch of weight!(Appropos of...Looks like you lost a bunch of weight!<BR/><BR/>(Appropos of nothing...)<BR/><BR/>That "Suck, Fuck or Kill" sounds pretty hard.<BR/><BR/>I would probably fuck Ruth Bader Ginsburg. I know I would not KILL her because we need that liberal vote on the court.<BR/><BR/>Unless WE are going to turn into Communist Canada, where they pay YOU to get an abortion but they take 75% of your check to protect the Spotted Lesbian Snail Darter and make sure every child knows how to recite at least three Wiccan spells before they are 8.<BR/><BR/>I guess that means I have to blow Louie Anderson or Marlon Brando circa the late Nineties?<BR/><BR/>It would be easier if they could blow YOU! Then I would pick Brando 'cause he looked like he would give a good hummer.<BR/><BR/>But the way I think it works, I guess I would have to "kill" Brando because he has so few years left anyway.<BR/><BR/>Sheesh...the cellulite thighs that would await.<BR/><BR/>To paraphrase Brando's Colonel Kurtz, "The horror...the horror..."Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-24098110617347321422008-07-21T14:55:00.000-04:002008-07-21T14:55:00.000-04:00I want to just sit around, drink and play cards. S...I want to just sit around, drink and play cards. Sounds perfect. Almost. Except for the no sexing bit.Kristinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02105680755485062414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-54126845002323249712008-07-20T01:25:00.000-04:002008-07-20T01:25:00.000-04:00joe, i so couldn't let that amazing display of fol...joe, i so couldn't let that amazing display of folicular superiority go to waste. <BR/><BR/>Kezza, i just learned the rules and intracacies of cricket on my last cruise and i have to say i do want to play it. however, having learned that some cricket matches can go on for 5 days, i'd suggest waffle as a quick alternative for getting drunk. <BR/><BR/>scoots, the best part of waffle is don't need 2 acres. you need 30-40 feet of line of site land. and good call on killing louie. but i'd have fucked brando just to say i fucked the godfather, and slurp up on ginsburg... for my country... you know, women of power. mmmm.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-71725806114065969382008-07-18T22:40:00.000-04:002008-07-18T22:40:00.000-04:00Oh man - I've got to get into some of this waffle ...Oh man - I've got to get into some of this waffle action. I can see this game replacing our family christmas impormtu cricket matches. Waffle is all the fun with twice the beer! Pure brilliance!<BR/><BR/>Chud, I honestly think you should be awarded for your excellent service. The contributions made to society through your blog are beyond compare!The Mutanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16530361183787605299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-30492695127647575102008-07-18T20:34:00.000-04:002008-07-18T20:34:00.000-04:00I'm glad Bernie's chest was able to make an appear...I'm glad Bernie's chest was able to make an appearance. We should take him to a pet groomer to get that shit under control.Joe Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09125138435014196769noreply@blogger.com