tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post4150095836525601012..comments2024-01-05T03:42:51.603-05:00Comments on Chud's World: Marriage and the Modern Drunkard.Drunken Chudhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-48624608389712248352007-09-24T17:21:00.000-04:002007-09-24T17:21:00.000-04:00A wedding with no single females--that was a rare ...A wedding with no single females--that was a rare occurrence, indeed.<BR/><BR/>I don't think I have experienced that recently.<BR/><BR/>Your strategy of getting 'faced was probably the only acceptable strategy in that regard.<BR/><BR/>Unless the bartender was hot...<BR/><BR/>Query: Can you pick up chicks at a lesbian wedding?<BR/><BR/>Has anyone ever done that?<BR/><BR/>I mean, not like on <I>Friends</I>; in real life?<BR/><BR/>Wouldn't even the biggest Rosie The Riveter/diesel dyke have at least a FEW hot female friends that were...well, maybe not <I>straight</I>, but switch-hitters?Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-28527213646260344392007-09-23T12:38:00.000-04:002007-09-23T12:38:00.000-04:00Chud, I'll let you pull the "cable guy" with whate...Chud, I'll let you pull the "cable guy" with whatever I pick up while you're in town.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-16138614330472913902007-09-23T04:11:00.000-04:002007-09-23T04:11:00.000-04:00kristin, i actually have my cruise this year booke...kristin, i actually have my cruise this year bookended by weddings. sat. before the cruise is my cousin's wedding, fly out sunday, and go cruise, depart the boat the following saturday fly into chi town for my bestie's from college. i am so going broke. <BR/><BR/>zen, i was told there were... but apparently they all brought dates. damn skags. <BR/><BR/>suicide... i love you too. only more. yeah... i said it. what? <BR/><BR/>curt: god loves everclear. <BR/><BR/>dr. ken, that's how i do. anyhow, i'll be in the windy around may 20 latish. any hints tips, or women you can send my way. the only requirements are that they like fat guys. and that they like fat guys. that's all.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-5676778341029967902007-09-22T16:31:00.000-04:002007-09-22T16:31:00.000-04:00You're invited to my wedding, if I ever go down th...You're invited to my wedding, if I ever go down that hellish road again, and you're required to chase booze with other forms of booze.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-67016808430688239742007-09-20T13:24:00.000-04:002007-09-20T13:24:00.000-04:00a scotch chaser.. i love you...xoxoa scotch chaser.. i love you...<BR/>xoxoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-6909783832793143252007-09-17T18:38:00.000-04:002007-09-17T18:38:00.000-04:00It is strange that there were no single women at t...It is strange that there were no single women at the wedding.<BR/><BR/>Weddings are to women what Viagra with a Spanish fly chaser are to men.<BR/><BR/>The only problem is that modernly, every swingin' dick knows that so a woman will give out her number like 15 times. <BR/><BR/>Unless she's a total skag.... <BR/><BR/>Speaking of skags, WHY do they purposefully make the bridesmaids' dresses so skaggy?<BR/><BR/>You could put Angelina Jolie in a bridesmaid's dress, and she would look like a skag.<BR/><BR/>I mean, is there like a danger the groom will start shagging a bridesmaid in the middle of the ceremony, unless she looks like a total skag?? I have been to a lot of weddings, and I have never seen that happen...<BR/><BR/>If that is so important, why not make the bridesmaids wear gorilla masks or something? I mean, why just make them look like skags from the neck down?<BR/><BR/>Maybe a gorilla mask is extreme--but shouldn't they do something like get Courtney Love drunk and give her a 'lude and have her apply the bridesmaids' makeup?<BR/><BR/>If the bridesmaid is hot from the neck up, there is a danger that the groom will fantasize skull-f***ing them while they are wearing a poncho, I would think, and he might get a chubb in the middle of the ceremony or say the bridesmaid's name by mistake because he is fantasizing about skull-f***ing her.<BR/><BR/>(I am not sure a gay wedding planner is thinking of this contingency. Who can I get this revelation to? I won't rest until I start seeing weddings with five bridesmaids in gorilla masks...)Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-2730760144445811642007-09-17T09:06:00.000-04:002007-09-17T09:06:00.000-04:00I haven't been to a wedding in ages. Actually, may...I haven't been to a wedding in ages. Actually, maybe a year this weekend. New Orleans. The next is in March, also New Orleans. As if the city needs any reason for a party.Kristinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02105680755485062414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-29377620038423894252007-09-17T03:01:00.000-04:002007-09-17T03:01:00.000-04:00jaques, i agree with you that marriage is in fact ...jaques, i agree with you that marriage is in fact a faulty institution that is heavily weighted in the benefit of the fairer sex. even though i have nothing, if i married tomorrow i would demand a prenup. <BR/><BR/>scooter... i don't think you need anymore energy drink. <BR/><BR/>stepho, yeah. just. yeah. <BR/><BR/>zen, i promise you that one bourbon, one scotch and one beer is in fact a great way to warm up for a good night. and chasing bourbon (or in this case tennesee sour mash whisky) with a scotch is quite tasty. <BR/><BR/>eve, if ever went to a wedding that was a cash bar i'd take my gift back and leave right after dinner. cheapskates. people want everybody to show up for their "special day" and then make you pay? i think the shitty songs and kids running around and lousy dancing makes me want to drink, and kick you in the shins if you make me pay.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-33742857378923363622007-09-16T21:43:00.000-04:002007-09-16T21:43:00.000-04:00That sounds like fun!And agreed on wedding renewal...That sounds like fun!<BR/><BR/>And agreed on wedding renewals. It's like, what? The salad tongs I got you broke so you need new ones? Great. How about a "life is everything I expected it would be, so get me gifts" party? Yeah, great.<BR/><BR/>I just went to a wedding (#2 for my cousin) and it wasn't open bar. Can you fucking believe that? Make a bunch of people drag their asses to a remote mountaintop, and then don't even get them hammered! Unbelievable.Evehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03438920506463041744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-76165998821981079102007-09-16T19:10:00.000-04:002007-09-16T19:10:00.000-04:00Wedding renewal ceremonies are probably a wedding ...Wedding renewal ceremonies are probably a wedding planner conspiracy, the way "Boss' Day" is a Hallmark conspiracy.<BR/><BR/>Anything to get that kind of markup on rubber chicken.<BR/><BR/>I know there was a SONG called, "One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer"--but I thought it was like racing on Dead Man's Curve and surfing at Wiamea Bay--they were just songs and nobody was crazy enough to really do it.Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-75202660035494556272007-09-16T18:43:00.000-04:002007-09-16T18:43:00.000-04:00Shooting CAPTAIN????Ugh!Shooting CAPTAIN????<BR/><BR/><BR/>Ugh!Stephohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03911278990564507720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-83984116327449217172007-09-16T16:14:00.000-04:002007-09-16T16:14:00.000-04:00Jacques, you are just a bit bitter, eh?Chud... Gaz...Jacques, you are just a bit bitter, eh?<BR/><BR/>Chud... Gazzu Cherry energy drink tastes like crap. It really does. I should have known, four 16 ounce cans for five dollars....I'm Scooter, but I might be a troll.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15236323080277874167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-15194531585491231232007-09-16T15:52:00.000-04:002007-09-16T15:52:00.000-04:00Funny, I was just at a wedding myself last weekend...Funny, I was just at a wedding myself last weekend. While I too got pretty shit faced, that's not the real funny part of it. The wedding was of two friends of mine who met due to an awesome mutual friend. Namely- me. I suspect that if it wasn't for me, they'd never have gotten together, fallen in love, and decided to commit one of the biggest mistakes known to modern man (i.e.: get hitched).<BR/><BR/>Funnier yet, I had a huge crush on the broad for a couple of years after I met her. I did eventually get over it, thank god. But the funniest thing...? He asked me to be the best man, then they BOTH asked me to officiate the whole affair!! That's right, I'm the one who performed the goddamed ceremony!!<BR/><BR/>By the time I get out of seminary, they'll be so sick of each other they'll be ready to kill somebody. Since she's already a member of the high priesthood, I'll end up representing him in the divorce proceedings. Now that's what I call one-stop shopping.<BR/><BR/>Fucking idiots...Jacques Rouxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11689873700660328770noreply@blogger.com