tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post5372261551515231782..comments2024-01-05T03:42:51.603-05:00Comments on Chud's World: You too Can be a Jukebox TerroristDrunken Chudhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-4906113187645064562008-09-30T13:04:00.000-04:002008-09-30T13:04:00.000-04:00You sir, are a genius! And a man after my own hea...You sir, are a genius! And a man after my own heart if I do say so myself. My wife gets beyond pissed when I do stuff like this but I do believe that I will be adding this to my list. <BR/><BR/>Also, don’t forget about several tracks from the Boston or Pink Floyd library. And there is always the album version of 2112!<BR/><BR/>Asshole of the sake of being an asshole, I think I love you man! I recently wrote about this same topic in my blog as well.<BR/><BR/>Keep up the good work.Booyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12102414970705364194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-54581961304644660862008-08-21T17:56:00.000-04:002008-08-21T17:56:00.000-04:00Hey Chud! I'm on Blogger with you all now muhahah...Hey Chud! I'm on Blogger with you all now muhahahaha! <BR/>BTW you forgot one of the longest duets ever, Paradise By The Dashboard Light by Meatloaf, 8 minutes 43 seconds <BR/>Add me to your blog roll!Mommy Phoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07522373247365121294noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-45259289435675468732008-07-18T14:34:00.000-04:002008-07-18T14:34:00.000-04:00that's freakin awesome! see what i miss by owning ...that's freakin awesome! see what i miss by owning at beer pong.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-47243911279827174792008-07-18T08:14:00.000-04:002008-07-18T08:14:00.000-04:00Uh...yeah. At Joe's birthday party we realized we...Uh...yeah. At Joe's birthday party we realized we have similar bony, pasty, torsos, so whenever a flashing occasion arose I would call for "stunt boobies" and he would be there, ready to Girls Gone Wild for me.Stephohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03911278990564507720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-23685262101139462012008-07-17T14:58:00.000-04:002008-07-17T14:58:00.000-04:00stunt boobies? whaaa?stunt boobies? whaaa?Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-83192300770944144762008-07-16T21:25:00.000-04:002008-07-16T21:25:00.000-04:00Hey, please thank your brother for being my "stunt...Hey, please thank your brother for being my "stunt boobies."Stephohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03911278990564507720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-20201969700810788552008-07-04T00:46:00.000-04:002008-07-04T00:46:00.000-04:00*fairy clap*what a spectacular display of cleverit...*fairy clap*<BR/><BR/>what a spectacular display of cleverity.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-21777273852015825912008-07-03T21:38:00.000-04:002008-07-03T21:38:00.000-04:00Purple Rain- Prince: 8:45^^^ Farking excellent cho...Purple Rain- Prince: 8:45<BR/><BR/>^^^ Farking excellent choice. Prince is my crack. Just the thought of his music makes me take my panties off. <BR/><BR/>Haha, I am the sort of person that will try and find any old school heavy metal tracks, slayer / sepultura / deicide / cannibal corpse etc etc and that really pisses EVERYONE off...( . )( . )https://www.blogger.com/profile/05654834275464135130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-52984627641747047812008-06-30T16:46:00.000-04:002008-06-30T16:46:00.000-04:00Great idea, I had never thought of it before.. I j...Great idea, I had never thought of it before.. I just might have to try it. If I hear "I love this bar" by Toby Keith one more time while at the bar I just might lose it!Ms. Meganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636277481646479728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-48914448512330501152008-06-29T16:55:00.000-04:002008-06-29T16:55:00.000-04:00Dude, I need you to weigh in on the "Dimitri the L...<A HREF="http://222zenwizard.blogspot.com/2008/06/dmitri-lover-zen-wizard-weighs-in-on.html" REL="nofollow">Dude, I need you to weigh in on the "Dimitri the Lover" controversy.</A>Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-46022316515334895622008-06-28T16:46:00.000-04:002008-06-28T16:46:00.000-04:00Doc, i try to keep to songs i can actually stand. ...Doc, i try to keep to songs i can actually stand. so allman brothers, neil young and phish are out for sure. for me at least. the end... how the hell did i forget that one? <BR/><BR/>zen, karma smiles upon you for your good deed. <BR/><BR/>rev, i'll take your word for it. i just remember some goofy shit at dog.net pool with the jukebox. that's why i thought it was they who swung the mighty banhammer. <BR/><BR/>kezza, i feel your pain. but i'm not too sure i know that song. and i'm guessing i should count myself as luck. and please do print this out and use it. save the lives of others. this is your charge. <BR/><BR/>steph, i never get tired of hearing you say that.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-16769673975850300742008-06-28T07:08:00.000-04:002008-06-28T07:08:00.000-04:00You are the freakin MAN. I love you.You are the freakin MAN. I love you.Stephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09486157834509821905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-14494963008593668642008-06-24T21:29:00.000-04:002008-06-24T21:29:00.000-04:00No, the Electric Stick had the jukebox with the sk...No, the Electric Stick had the jukebox with the skip button on the back of it that we would always use. Snookers was the one that banhammered one of the best drinking songs ever.<BR/><BR/>And Neil Young is good for long songs, yes. Unfortunately, his voice is fucking TERRIBLE. So...he's a good choice to drive people out with.<BR/><BR/>Heh. I was going to mention Thick as a Brick yesterday, but I doubt you'll find the full version on a juke.Revhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06894369731679513195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-58702297917224197542008-06-24T18:53:00.000-04:002008-06-24T18:53:00.000-04:00Wait that was messed up--it took out my quotes.Lik...Wait that was messed up--it took out my quotes.<BR/><BR/>Like <A HREF="http://onfinite.com/libraries/1371789/09f.jpg" REL="nofollow">THIS.</A><BR/><BR/>Because the comment column is usually not long enough for the link.Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-1354887914750572042008-06-24T18:40:00.000-04:002008-06-24T18:40:00.000-04:00(Do your links like THIS. There--that's my good d...(Do your links like <A HREF="http://gahammer.onfinite.com/album/609747/1023359/" REL="nofollow">THIS.</A> There--that's my good deed for the day!)Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-12718135477454465972008-06-24T18:18:00.000-04:002008-06-24T18:18:00.000-04:00http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2008/02/20...http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2008/02/20/top_10_unnecessarily_long_songs<BR/><BR/>let's try that again.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-32728346429087760932008-06-24T18:15:00.000-04:002008-06-24T18:15:00.000-04:00Suggestions: 1. Neil Young is good for some real l...Suggestions: <BR/>1. Neil Young is good for some real long songs (Cowgirl in the Sand, Like a Hurricane, Cortez the Killer), and they're all good.<BR/>2. The Doors, either The End or When the Music's Over<BR/>3. Phish - You Enjoy Myself and Tweezer are some long ones.<BR/>4. Allman Brothers - Whipping Post, In Memory of Elizabeth Reed, and if you really want to be a dick, Mountain Jam.<BR/><BR/>Also, I did a list of way too long songs. Any of these might get you kicked out, seriously.<BR/>http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2008/02/20/top_10_unnecessarily_long_songsDr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-72407126209251639992008-06-24T14:10:00.000-04:002008-06-24T14:10:00.000-04:00Zen, that would be a great collection. especially ...Zen, that would be a great collection. especially if came pre-programmed on all jukeboxes and you could only access it during a time of shitty music pre-ordained by the establishment in which it is located. then with a couple of quick secret code type button mashes, you unlock the "allahu akbar collection". <BR/><BR/>rev, i thought was the electric stick? fuck if i can remember. <BR/><BR/>So, that's that fucking great idea. the jukebox at my local bar USED to have a skip button on the underside of it. i discovered it one day when the damn thing broke down and i was trying to get it working again. about 6 months later they disconnected it. as far as i knew i was the only one who knew about it, and i used it only once in a while. like twice a month. if twice means eleventyteen times a day.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-80010215079955684452008-06-23T19:22:00.000-04:002008-06-23T19:22:00.000-04:00Oh, and Zen...look up Weird Al's "Genius in France...Oh, and Zen...look up Weird Al's "Genius in France"<BR/><BR/>Not only is it 9 minutes long, but it changes tempo and pitch so many times it feels a LOT longer. <BR/><BR/>Throw that in and watch people leave.Revhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06894369731679513195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-72343610650674022262008-06-23T19:20:00.000-04:002008-06-23T19:20:00.000-04:00Ah, jukebox superiority. Such fun.Makes me wonder ...Ah, jukebox superiority. Such fun.<BR/><BR/>Makes me wonder if Snookers in Livonia ever allowed "One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer" to be played again. Last I heard "Some asshole put in 20 dollars and played nothing but that fucking song" and it was banned for at least 3 years. Seriously, you put in money and tried to select it, and the digital readout would say "NOT ALLOWED".<BR/><BR/>Of course, they would have HAD to upgrayedd(!) their juke since then, right?Revhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06894369731679513195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-49288920895141405142008-06-23T15:01:00.000-04:002008-06-23T15:01:00.000-04:00There should clearly be a compilation called, "Now...There should clearly be a compilation called, "Now That's What I Call Jukebox Buzzkill!" that has all of those songs on it.<BR/><BR/>I think it would have to be an eight-CD collection with sixteen songs on it.<BR/><BR/>There was a Dylan song called <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sad_Eyed_Lady_of_the_Lowlands" REL="nofollow">"Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands"</A> that was 11:23 which is not exactly in "Inna Gadda Da Vida" land, but somepeople don't like Bob Dylan and so it's too bad it is hard to find as a single.<BR/><BR/>It's too bad Weird Al Spankovic or Dr. Douchemento never came out with a REALLY stupid song that was, like, eighteen minutes long.<BR/>I just read "You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons."<BR/><BR/>To think that a couple decades ago, they said our youth were having a problem with English composition.<BR/><BR/>Clearly, that was a veiled reference to Faulkner's "The Bear."Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-75870158013543169482008-06-22T16:29:00.000-04:002008-06-22T16:29:00.000-04:00scooter, well played sir. well played. kristin, i'...scooter, well played sir. well played. <BR/><BR/>kristin, i've watched people do that too. that takes a special kind of anger. a kind of anger i don't quite posess. simply because i don't do tactical offenses such as that, me, i go straight for the nuclear option. though i have been victim to your style offensive before. i like it.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-90144387840353351612008-06-22T14:31:00.000-04:002008-06-22T14:31:00.000-04:00Impressive. I'll have to keep this in mind next ti...Impressive. I'll have to keep this in mind next time I'm out. The most I've ever done in terms of jukebox terrorism is play a bunch of really crappy songs and leave the bar.Kristinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02105680755485062414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16483959.post-71913965633804722362008-06-22T11:13:00.000-04:002008-06-22T11:13:00.000-04:00Jukebox Terrorist? Nay, sir. You are a Jukebox Her...Jukebox Terrorist? Nay, sir. You are a Jukebox Hero! With Stars in your eyes.I'm Scooter, but I might be a troll.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15236323080277874167noreply@blogger.com