17 February 2007

Call the FDA, and the Nobel committee, I've discovered a miracle.

Well, not really. My shit ass shoulder has been hurting like a mofo all day and I've been thinking about cutting it off. However I have managed to get it from being a serious distraction type of pain, to a dull, almost forgettable yet irksome ache. How have I achieved such success you ask? simple: 4 motrin (safer on a heavy drinker's liver), a 40 and 1/2 of Labatt Blue, and some Ben Gay. Yeah, you too could something something. Sorry, not really in the mindset to blog right now. I think the Motrin and the Blue are mixing with the Ben Gay smell to fuck with my head. I kinda like it. So, now you get some links. both, are EXTREMELY worth watching.
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Mr. Belding, Tony Romo, an 80's cover band, and Journey's "don't stop believin'" for the record, Tony Romo can carry a tune better than I. Think about THAT next time I suggest Karaoke.

French Military + Shoulder fired anti tank missile + Murphy = I think it might behoove you to surrender.

14 comments:

Kristin said...

I know have visions of Tony Romo rocking out to Journey in his car.

Kristin said...

"now," not "know." I swear I'm losing it.

Drunken Chud said...

you know he does it. cuz it looks like he suggests the song to the singer dude.

Aaron said...

I got halfway throught the Journey karoake before I couldn't take it anymore. New rule: unless a band like U2 is calling you onstage (and you are a celebrity), maybe you should stay put. My favorite part is where Dennis Haskins says: "this isn't going to be on the internet or anything".

Drunken Chud said...

you gotta watch it again and skip to the end, "mr. belding can fuck every girl in here. and he probably has." gold AJ, gold.

Scooter said...

STAND BY!

Danal said...

Well you could see like Monkey......

upsidedown face WHAT?!? said...

Okay totally should have been sing

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Okay, Mr. Belding is so damn funny! If I ever run into that guy, him and I are going to party. I love when he tells the singer to shut F up, and then he launches into the Saved By the Bell Theme.

Drunken Chud said...

STAND BY!!!! and then that girly shriek. priceless scooter. priceless i say.

danal, i kinda do. i kinda do.

ken, you, me, mr. belding and kiefer dude. that's a fucking a roving party if i've ever heard of one.

Stickler said...

As a giant fan of the Karaoke, even that scared me! By the way AC Slater is my favorite!

Anonymous said...

if you chop off your arm i can take care of you!!!!
:D
MC

Chuck said...

that is the most action Dennis Haskins has seen in some time, and it sucked. funny as hell but he sucked.

and as for the french rocket thing well i have see that dame clip like 20 times here there and every were and did not look at it. but seeing it came up on your site chud i had to take a look.
and this is why no one fears the french LOL

Rev said...

Chuck, Dennis Haskins has chicks running at him vag first. He gets more ass in one month than you will in your entire lifetime.

Long live Belding!