so, this is a solidly drunken post. i am sitting at my friend sarah's house with her fat ass cat in my fat ass lap watching buffy season 4 dvd's. anybody got a problem with that? if so, you should know i'm a cutter. and i'ma cut you.
anyhow, just watchin some buffy wondering, "why can't i be a slayer?" even though i know it's the fact i have a "y" chromosome, but still, it could be fun. killing vamps and whatnot. but really, what i am blogging about is nothing. i am drunk off my ass and feeling lonely and wathing emma caulfield strut about in a paisley drss as a fat cat seems to like me enough to fall asleep on my arm. i lay this decree down, within the next two weeks, i am getting laid, or else i'm turning in my man badge. well, i won't turn it in, but it's a solid threat to make against myself. fuck it, i'm too drunk to logic-ize this. w00t!!!
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Real dolls don't count. You can't pay for it, unless you fly to Nevada or Amsterdam, and double point if you bed the Bush Twins.
Does it have to be sex with a woman?
wow... i should not be allowed near a computer when i'm that drunk. i'm havign a good laugh at the nonsense i said. it's a good goal to set for yourself when drunk. however, when sober... the logistics of it just don't seem to make sense. no money, no vehicle, no privacy... i'd have to find a VERY forgiving woman. lol. ahhh, anya... she did this to me.
You can use my couch...it's not like I'd notice, what with the people upstairs constantly going at it...and it's not like you've never tried to get some on my couch before...
Stepho, for you, it definitely has to be sex with a woman, and you need to film it, and send the film to me. As for Chud, well, he can fuck anything he wants, as long as I don't need to see it.
i never knew. and now i know. and knowing is half the battle. heh. dawsons creek. damn creek kids.
Emma Caufield is amazingly hot. And her attitude reminds me of Stepho
s friend Jenny -- who's a HUGE Buffy fan.
that woman is something else. i nearly wept when they killed her off on buffy. nearly.
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