Sorry, i haven't posted in a while, and it was brought to my attention i needed to post more. i haven't really had much to post about. internet funny shit has had a bit of a lull and my life hasn't had any great adventures or drunken fits of genius. which of course i need to remedy.
so right now i have the worst headache ever (which i say whenever i get a headache), and it's pissing me off. much more so than the lazy ass sons of whores that work the burger king drive thru. i almost had an orgasm when i saw that not only did they bring back their value menu (which had been sorely lacking around these parts) but they also brought back the rodeo cheeseburger in it's barbecuey onion ringy goodness. though they upped the price by a quarter. so i order one. and i'm told in no uncertain terms don't have any rodeo cheeseburgers. i cry shenanigans cuz it's on the menu but my driver (that's what i call her) drove up to the window to get rev's order. piss on him, i wanted rodeo-y goodness. so i ask the chick at the window why they don't have the glorious rodeo cheeseburger... she replies that they happen to be out of onion rings. horse shit. those fucking grease slinging register jockeys were too goddamn lazy to make onion rings AND a whole burger. so, tomorrow i'm calling the king and having a sit down. i'm gettin me some free shit. this is inexcusable. if it's on your menu, it's gonna be in my belly when i ask for it, or else your ass is grass and i'm the lawnmower. how ya like me now you fucking crazy king plastic head thing that scores touchdowns!?!?
ok, time for bed. my buzz is gone and the headache is all consuming. kristin, buggy, this post is for you girls.
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Wow. I want a burger now.
See all that happens to me at BK is that if I flirt with the guy he gives me extra chix tenders. Which makes my life complete.
Why do you have to post more?
Can't you just post when ever you want, just like ordering whatever you want at a drive though?
From what I understand, an orgasm would help with the headache. Though, rodeo-y goodness might have helped as well.
Oh, and if you want to see the King try to kill the iron worker, that video is here.
laurie... you're right. we need a sit down with the man. that is inexcusable that they have replaced your nuggets meal. and i personally would like a royal guarantee they will never take my rodeo cheeseburger away ever again. ever.
hehehe, joe, somehow i knew that video was going to make it in here. hehehehehehehehe. i remember the iron worker one. i think that was one of the first ones.
You are an internet sensation!
Rodeo burger is the only thing I'll eat from Burger King.
They should seriously send you shitloads of oniony goodness for the big free advertising you just gave them. ;)
Rally's used to have a version of that burger before Rally's turned to shit. I think they're using squirrel meat now or something.
killer post, bro. lol
Post something, dang it. Don't make me get Steph to fly all the way from Kangarooville and fill your truck's engine compartment with mustard!
Auburn, its not just OZ. Burger King is shite, utter shit! However, I will try this rodeo burger only because the big fellah wont shut the fuck up about it. As far as BK service.. I've always had better service at white castle and anyone who likes white castles knows the closer you get to the center of the hood... The better the sliders are!
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