29 June 2006

blah?

i have absolutely nothing interesting to say. and this upsets me. grrrr. so, instead i leave you with some links. be warned, i was in a dark mood when i found some of these. some of them may contain fatalities. nothing graphic like blood, just... well, you'll see.

Motorcycle race turns one a bike accident into a one bike, two crew and another bike accident.

so there's a horse race, and a rogue horse running the wrong way... i hope he has insurance.

la la la la la... just runnin from the cops, what's the worst that could happ...

this guy is the fastest clothes taker offerer evar!

note to self, don't fuck with this guy.

classic clip of the dude with headinelephantsassitis.

pretty sure i posted the japanese wake up pranks... now, i will never use a port-a-pisser in japanland either. the first few are nothing too big, but the last three are priceless.

and still more of those crazy japs and their trickery. now i have to add never using a massage chair in a spa on a mountain to the list.

single greatest ventreloquist evar!

comprehensive list of all the full length cartoons on you-tube.

and a shitty ms paint contest for the snakes on a plane poster.

16 comments:

Rolligun said...

Sometimes people tell me that I don't have anything interesting to say -- I don't hang out with those people.

I have a video pic you might like, I'll send it your way

Steph said...

I rarely have anything to say, it's just in the way you say it...or sumthin'.

joe said...

the spa video is now the most popular video in the office.

joe said...

Now I have to show the porta-potty one...

Drunken Chud said...

oooooh, videos from rolli?! hells yeah!

yeah, unfortunately steph, there is no way i can say the lack of interesting shit to make it sound fun or interesting. although, i did wake up this morning to find peanut butter and sugar all over the furniture. i think my brother tried making drunken peanut butter and sugar toast. i found the toast on the floor with two bites taken out of it. everywhere i try to sit is coated in sugar and peanut butter.

hehehehehe, yeah joe, i love those two. hehehehehe

Scooter said...

You know, pranks like that are proof positive that there is something seriously lacking in corporate liability law in Japan.

What if that old guy had suffered a heart attack?

Drunken Chud said...

quit being a whiney pussy scooter. corporate liability has done that to you.

Scooter said...

I just like ELO.

You got me runnin goin out of my mind,
You got me thinkin that Im wastin my time.
Dont bring me down,no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont bring me down.

You wanna stay out with your fancy friends.
Im tellin you its go to be the end,
Dont bring me down,no no no no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont bring me down.

Dont bring me down, Bruce
Dont bring me down, Bruce
Dont bring me down, Bruce
Dont bring me down.

What happened to the girl I used to know,
You let your mind out somewhere down the road,
Dont bring me down,no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont bring me down.

Youre always talkin bout your crazy nights,
One of these days youre gonna get it right.
Dont bring me down,no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont bring me down.

Dont bring me down, Bruce
Dont bring me down, Bruce
Dont bring me down, Bruce
Dont bring me down.

Youre lookin good just like a snake in the grass,
One of these days youre gonna break your glass.
Dont bring me down,no no no no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont bring me down.

You got me shakin got me runnin away
You get me crawlin up to you everyday,
Dont bring me down,no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont bring me down.

Once again... I just like ELO.

Coyote Mike said...

*WARNING* The following is a random fish-attack *WARNING*

I hereby hit you with a halibut.

Scooter said...

Post something, dangit! Don't make me pull out some Phil Collins lyrics!

Rev said...

Mark, he's out of town for the week. Family vacation. In Canada. They haven't heard of the internet yet.

Stickler said...

Hey chud, you miss me. While I was away I saw a parrot that could put that ventroliquist to shame!

Coyote Mike said...

Post, you bastard!

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