So after jostling him a few times and asking him for his beer and his wallet we were sure he was indeed passed out. When I received no reply to either query we knew it was time to start to fucking with him. So, I had the guy in front of him take a snap shot of me with “passed out drunk guy”
The little credit card pagoda right outside our section gives away something every game for filling out applications. This night it was Red Wing’s blankets. He happened to have one with him so we covered him up. By this point people all around started taking notice. Cameras were coming out left and right. When the period ended this dude with his kid decided it was photo op time. The old man had his kid sit in the seat with his arm around passed out drunk guy and pops took a quick snap shot. I wish I had a pic of that, but alas I do not. However, this girl did come over from a full section over to poke and prod passed out drunk guy. I went outside to have a smoke at this point, but apparently poke and prod chick came back, this time with lipstick.
So, I was outside smoking and showing off my pictures of passed out drunk guy and telling everyone which section he was in so that they too can have a photo op with him. However, much to my chagrin when I got back… he was gone. Apparently medics came up and took him away.
It was reported to me that passed out drunk guy’s real name was Chaz. At least, that’s what he told the medics. However, this trooper while being escorted down the steps had one parting statement, “hey, where’s my beer?”. So last night, we drank for Chaz.
16 comments:
That we did.
Chaz was great.
Fun post!
Chaz was asking for it the second his passed out head hit your knee.
Yay!
That's awesome.
To Chaz!!!
chaz is a lifelong story now joe.
ken, you are correct sir. first law of drunk club: he who passes out is fair game.
scooter, yay indeed. yay, indeed.
krisitin, it is the single most awesome thing evar. and you can quote me on that.
d, TO CHAZ!!!!!!!
All I can say is that it's a good thing (for him) he was in a public place and not in a college dorm like Fox Hall when we lived there... :)
That poor guy!
Must have been a "really exciting game."
(Uh....yeah....)
Looking at the Comments, and just an off-topic observation, here, did you have to log on "Annonymously" to comment on your own blog?
I would think that would be future fodder for my "Great Moments in Irony" posts.
the game was pretty good zen. it was close for most of it. though, apparently not close enough for chaz.
and no, i did not log on anonymously and comment. not sure who anon is.
Yeah I still have pictures of Pat passed out. I really thought he might have had alcohol poisoning because he didn't respond to anything...only when we put him in the shower.
The final "where's my beer" just proves that Chaz is a champion. That's what I call dedication.
Yes. Champions pass out, then wake up to drink more.
Hahaha! Shame you didn't record it all. You could have made him famous on YouTube.
cindy, trooper. a champ wouldv'e stayed awake. but yes, he is a dedicated trooper.
curt, champs don't pass out. they take "beer naps".heh.
steph... you are a goddamned genius. i will store that suggestion in my "for future reference" catalogue.
But we didn't have a video camera. The NHL and JLA would have probably laid the smack down on that one...
my phone takes video. w00t w00t.
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