22 December 2006

This woman named Dana.

So, i was at the bar last night when this enchanting woman named Dana came up to me and decided to chat me up. she's a beautiful girl, with great taste in music who happens to be a model. a model who happens to not mind hangin' with a fat guy and making him feel special every now and then. ahhh, that girl. she's something special that one. she's got the greatest skin tone, it's a light caramel that just makes you want to see if she tastes like White Russian or like that damn delicious scent she wears that makes you want to believe that dreams really do come true. ahh Dana... the girl of every guys dreams.

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and now, some links.

ever see a guy get rocked by a roundhouse? ever see a guy get rocked by a roundhouse not attached to chuck norris of jean claude van damme? now you have.

apparently college humor can mapquest your way to the clitoris. the female orgasm is a myth and that's that what i'm sticking with.

best christmas present evar.

if you need clarification on the above, whatch this video. if the link goes dead, let me know. NBC has been on a crusade.

there ya go dana, i blogged about you. love ya darlin.

10 comments:

Scooter said...

Penis + Box = funny.

Dana sounds like teh roxzorz, Chud.

Kristin said...

Why wouldn't she chat you up? Sounds like the beautiful girl has a clue. Maybe she'd even like an SNL Christmas present... Maybe not, but it's funny.

D said...

Ya know when i said blog i didn't mean ya had to do it about me!!! But thanks! xoxo

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Good luck with this Dana dame. Is that how you spell dame? I imagine so . . .

I also like that roundhouse kick video, but did you notice that the announcer says the kick was a "royale with chese." Now, I know that's a killer Pulp Fiction quote, but would enough kickboxing fans know it to justify quoting it? Funny to hear in a British accent though.

Drunken Chud said...

scooter, indeed, it does = funny.

kristin, hehehehe, somebody is getting that this holiday season. i'm just not sure who. hehehehehehe.

D, i told you i was gonna. plus, after i left the bar that night, that conversation with you was about all i could remember, so, drunk guy puts fingers to keys and out pops a post on Dana. hehe. merry christmas.

Dr. Ken, the royale with cheese, while amusing, is waaaay overshadowed by the announcer's use of "hakuna matata". kind of eerie.

Steph said...

Merry Christmas Mr Chuddy. Maybe Dana will let you put a little sumthin in her stocking? :P

Drunken Chud said...

stocking? steph... what kind of sick fetishes do you harbor? though, i am intrigued... do go on.

Scooter said...

I think Steph wants Dana to videotape herself crapping in your stocking... while you are wearing it.

At least, that's what I want.

Drunken Chud said...

scooter... ... ... for the first time i'm at a loss for words. i love it.

D said...

Alright Scooter not good not good at all.....i may be a kinky bitch but i'm not that much out there...