So, i was at the bar last night when this enchanting woman named Dana came up to me and decided to chat me up. she's a beautiful girl, with great taste in music who happens to be a model. a model who happens to not mind hangin' with a fat guy and making him feel special every now and then. ahhh, that girl. she's something special that one. she's got the greatest skin tone, it's a light caramel that just makes you want to see if she tastes like White Russian or like that damn delicious scent she wears that makes you want to believe that dreams really do come true. ahh Dana... the girl of every guys dreams.
and now, some links.
ever see a guy get rocked by a roundhouse? ever see a guy get rocked by a roundhouse not attached to chuck norris of jean claude van damme? now you have.
apparently college humor can mapquest your way to the clitoris. the female orgasm is a myth and that's that what i'm sticking with.
best christmas present evar.
if you need clarification on the above, whatch this video. if the link goes dead, let me know. NBC has been on a crusade.
there ya go dana, i blogged about you. love ya darlin.