12 October 2005

Oh snap! another quiz.

Well, my buddy Cwik posted the results of a quiz on his blog. so being the follower I am, I took the quiz and again decided to refute the results. I love these things.

Your view on yourself:
Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.

yeah, so other people do not find me interesting. most of them find me loud and overbearing. Which is my true self. I do not hide it. I am a lousy listener who constantly tries to shift boring conversations about your boring trivial bullshit to conversations about my wonderfully important and super sexy problems.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

ok, looks are extremely important. though, they can't care about my looks, cuz I'm fat and not good looking. but piss on it. I so like smart girls. But dumb girls are just as fun.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

I am neither ready to commit nor am I trying to find the right person. I just want some hot monkey lovin'. fuck love.

The seriousness of your love:
Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

the first part is right, the second part... god I wish it were true.

Your views on education:
Education is less important than the real world out there, away from the classroom. Deep inside you want to start working, earning money and living on your own.

actually, I have proven this before, I am not interested in working. I am waiting for an inheretance or a big bag of money to fall into my lap. Until then I am content on getting by on my charm, wit, and dangerously good looks.

The right job for you:
You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.

I have absolutely zero dream jobs. unless you count billionare playboy as a job. then yes, I have a dream job. or porn actor. or supreme king of the world. So maybe I do have some dream jobs.

How do you view success:
Success in your career is not the most important thing in life. You are content with what you have and think that being with someone you love is more than spending all of your precious time just working.

again, career? yes I am sort of content... And no I do not need somebody to love. I want somebody to practice making babies with. and then pay the $650 if the practice works... But that's a seperate issue.

What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

ok, I don't have people to rely on. I would love to be unable to take care of myself cuz I would shit myself just to have people clean up after me. Then I wouldn't have to work. I could a angry feeb who spits venom at all those trying to help him, so much so they question their motivation for helping people. until one day, a smart sexy young new girl with more altruism than common sense tries to break through my outter shell into the horny guy underneath, and ultimately falls in love with me and let's me watch her have sex with 5 lesbians and some strap ons. does that also count as a dream job?

Who is your true self:
You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

confidence, yes, energy... nyet. unpredictable, yes, especially after a beer or two. Mood changes? not so much. Pretty even keel. though, I can go from asleep to horny in around .0000000006 seconds. So maybe there's some truth there. calm and still, yeah, that's me. in fact my girth proves this. heh.

well, if you want to take this quiz, you can go here.


joe said...

THose lesbos with strap ons are coming for your anus.

Drunken Chud said...

you know what man, if i was feeb, and they let me watch... i think i might let em. not like i could stop em.

Rev said...


By who's standards?