08 December 2005

blech

Ok, so, bar tonight was good. Some lookers, some not, whatever, good conversation was had. Now, chatters is a bar I frequent. Have since I turned 21, which in about a month and half will make it 6 years. I was turned on to the place by my buddy rev, who started a year before since he is a year older. Now, between the two of us, we have managed to draw in an extraordinary amount of regulars and recurring customers. all of our friends go there, and our friends friends also go up there. Basically, I have put my spending into spreadsheets and realize I have put all of Pete's (the owner) kids through college. So tonight, I am finishing my last pitcher I am on my last glass, and I decide to move to the end of the bar to finish my last glass so that Denise can clean my table and whatnot. Bobby, my ride, was in the pisser. I am finishing my beer and Tommy, who is by all accounts an assbag, starts harassing me. I tell him I'm waiting for my ride who then come out of the bathroom, and then he tries flexing nuts with bobby. He's getting more and more stern telling bobby to go outside. Bobby has no drink, has been drinking cola for the last hour and doesn't know Tommy from Adam. So bobby looks at me, and I look at Tommy and say, "hey dude, I'm almost done, then we're outta here. I just want to finish this beer that I paid for." and tom looks at me and says, "we're illegal now, it's 2:35, get out!" to which bobby and I both look at our watches and see it's 2:20 am, I reply, "dude, it's 2:35 bartime, it's 2:20 realtime..." After which Tommy ripped my glass from my hands as I was moving it towards my mouth. he uttered something to effect of "that's it" which prompted me to yell to him, "you need to get the fuck over yourself Tommy." I mean who does that? Take a man's beer from him when there's less than half a glass left, AND he's a regular who has had your back in more than one bar fight, and had the bars back in fights in which you weren't even there?

I have never, in any bar I have ever been in, been disrespected in such a way, let alone in a bar in which I am a regular. I have had half a glass of beer left and bartenders have said,"finish that or I have to pull it." and whatnot, but I have never, had a glass ripped from my hands by some washed up reserve cop retiree and ex union piece of shit. That asshole has done nothing but piss off regulars since he's been there. I think he tried to ban me once. but when I walked in, shook the owners hand and sat down, he tried to become my best friend. Tommy can go suck a cock. If he weren't a piece of shit, you could still comment on the chatters website, which you can't since too many people were raking him over the coals. He's an asshat who just went one step too far. Sure, it was ONLY a half a glass, sure it was late, but the bar manager (terry) wasn't saying shit to me. So to Tommy I say: go fuck yourself. You ever pull a drink out of my hands again, and you'll be drinking from a straw. asswipe.

6 comments:

Bobby said...

Seriously?! WHO DOES THAT?! Do you take a salmon out of a bears mitts??!?! No, and you sure is fuck dont strip a beer from chud.. WTF?! I have 2 words for this egotestical douchebag,yes , i said egotestical douchebag. Client Retention...

Drunken Chud said...

hehehehe, you said testicle. sort of.

Laura Beth said...

God knows, we all have our Tommy stories. I will never forget when I asked him if he wanted to donate a dollar for the AIDS walk. A fucking dollar. He looked me right in the eyes and said, and I quote, "No. Let the queers die" All he had to say was no. Motherfucker. Karma's coming for you...

Drunken Chud said...

the man is a bag of ass. he was drinking tonight, which of course means he's an asswipe. fuckin dick cheese

joe said...

Tommy is a douche.

Chairborne Stranger said...

whoa, that sucks, dude, yeah he sounds like a douche. next time-right cross, brother!