07 December 2005

Last night

so it was a good night out tonight. lot's o' beer, decently hot ass twins flirting with us, me making a fool of myself fuckin flashdance style on the dance floor (i promised afore mentioned twins i would dance when they sing). other than that, not too much happened. i created a new goal in life, i was trying to decribe (to a female) that the reason she kept moving close to me was my gravitational pul; not unlike the moon to the earth. wich allowed to have a revelation: why should it be, one planet, one moon. why not, one star, MANY planets... so my object now is not to gain any mass, but to increase my specific density to the point where i can have many hot girls in orbit around me. the hottest ones will be in the tightest orbits, and the less hot ones will be somewhere outside the asteroid belt. but when their orbit brings them close... whoa baby you best have your anti preggers pills in ya cuz daddy's comin'. wow, ok, holy tangent. anyhow, hottest line of the night:

"my jaw hurts like i just gave a 2 hour blowjob."

then there were these fat nasty bitches who were screeching and howling and being just general harpies. when walking out, i delivered the line that made people look at me in horror, yet they still managed to laugh:

"man, there needs to be a 'fat girl' season so we can cull the herd."

that's all i got. i didn't have anything cool to post, so i thought i would try a drunken rambling post.

4 comments:

joe said...

Hot twins? Well, I know you weren't at Chatters....

Drunken Chud said...

actually. we were. there was a fair amount of hotness last night. twas good. and by fair amount, i mean at least 6 girls that i would be proud to fuck. of course the fatties came in and fucked up the proportions.

Laura Beth said...

You're lucky I was there so they could hit on me. Damn, you didn't mention Technotronic... That's okay, I'll do it in mine.

Bobby said...

They made me dance!!! :(