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well, i got nothin. hopefully i will bless you all with a nice drunken post this evening. otherwise, all you get today is links! w00t. and watch out, i just learned how to make my links pop up in new windows. so now i'm teh l337!
do not stick things in your urethra. this video will tell you why not.
What is the easter bunny doing the other 364 days? KICKIN' ASS!
if this were a real dealership commercial, i'd so buy from them. (nsfw language)
hehehe. marry lou retton he is not. dumbass.
i'm not too entirely sure who torrie wilson is. but she get's knocked the fuck out!
dude tries to eat 50 cadbury eggs. gets to 25, then rapidly loses 20. the sheer volume of vomit at the end... GOLD! cool hand luke he is not.
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Now you can't even find your own post titles? Are you a lil-steph wannabe?
Don't worry, we all wish we were hot Australian women.
Awww blushing!!! Very nice use of your new insult Chuddy. I give you an 8/10! To get full marks you have to yell it in someone's face. That's your homework, and no i won't bail you out of jail. byeeeeeee!
Awsome chud, I watched the easter bunny video...Classic. It reminds me of the time when I saw Santa Clause dop out of the sky in July and steal someones mercedes.
I love the dealership video. It may be better than the one I found.
BTW< Torrie WIlson is one of the WWE's eye candy whores.
don't worry mike i had the express consent of steph to use it. i swear.
homework accepted. steph.
ok stickler... you got 'splainin to do. santa is a skydiving boost?
so is that why someone took her out wwe style joe?
Yep. I think that vid was a complete work.
BTW, there's a plethora of live BNL cds out in stores now, and the Detroit show disc has the guys talking about Big Beaver Rd and exit 69, then singing a song which repeats the line "you have a big furry beaver where your cock oughta be".
Funny shit.
Thanks for the drunken message last night! It made us laugh out loud. I don't think I've ever had anyone I've never met before declare their love for me so empathetically.
i know stepho, that's how i roll. i get drunk and proclaim my love. glad you got a laugh out of it. joe made me do it. well, actually, i made joe let me do it.
Hey if you rode around in a sleigh one night out of the year, wouldn't you use it for some fun the other 364?
By the way chud I was just wondering when to properly use your insult? Does someone have to do a certain particular something to deem in worthy?
it's true laurie. so true.
you know stickler, i'm not sure. i mean, i like it so much i'm thinking of just using it on unsuspecting assholes who commit only minor infractions to piss me off. the problem with it is, without an aussie accent, i don't think i'll be able to pull it off as well. time to adopt my crock hunter persona and just lay into people with it.
It's time for drunken croc hunting. "Crikey!! He bit my hand off, but I don't feel nothin!"
Ooh, insults?
Um,
I would rather eat feces covered glass than spend any more time in your company.
You are a walking disproval of intelligent design.
I'm sorry, did I ever give you the impression that I care?
Even Jesus can't apologize for you.
Why are you breathing? Strangle yourself to death, and make the world a better place.
Hmm, a lifetime of herpetic sores on my face, or five more minutes with you in my presence... it's a tough choice.
Yeah, I am pretty sure Hitler had his "nice guy" persona, too.
hahahahahahaha, he bit me hand off. crikey that's gonna sting the morning. good thing bindy isn't here to see this. might scare the bejeebers out of her...
Chud my main man! that was fantastic!
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