12 January 2006

a bevy of videos



wow, so today was a good day for stupid shit on teh intarwebs. holy shit.

apparently, kissing before a fight isn't a smart idea? who knew.

this is why rednecks will one day rule the earth. i want one. so bad.

ok, this is pure dork genius. live action punch out you say? can't be done you say? ha! i say, bullocks to you.

the website name speaks for itself. just click on the names in the box and open the file. on a side note, i'm not sure our boys in the military are getting the proper mental help they need if they are dealing with battle stress in this manner... but then again, who am i to say.

hehehe, somebody showing ron jeremy "goatse" for the first time. totally safe for work, just reaction shots. now, if you're wondering what he's looking at... i give you the goatse man (nsfw) i warn you, this is not safe for work, at all, and once you see it, you cannot unsee it. so... open at your own risk.

the aristocrats, very poorly animated. ok, there is nothing safe for work about this. period. do not have the volume up, or the screen facing anyone if you plan on opening this at work. though, you do need the volume to hear the joke. my suggestion, headphones. seriously.

12 comments:

Rev said...

Aristocrats...two weeks, and it's on DVD. I never got my version completed, which is a shame, because they're having viewer submissions on the DVD.

Actually, the shitty animation is awesome...it's all in the delivery...and unfortunately...the delivery here kinds blows.

When the DVD comes out, I think I'll have a viewing party...

meghansdiscontent said...

I can not watch any of these because my therapy kids would see them.

I can't watch them at home because I forget about blogging and bloggers MOST days when my feet land on my doorstep.

Chud, darnit, help me!

Drunken Chud said...

leave yourself post it notes meghan. that way you won't forget about bloggers and blogging when you get home. other than that i got nothin.

Jacques Roux said...

my eyes... my eyes, my FUCKING EYES!!!! You were right, once seen, it cannot be unseen.

Here via Birdie, but I'll be back. As soon as the crows are done feasting on my eyeballs.

Aaron said...

Wow. You have truly outdone yourself with this last post, Tex.

Nice shot of Dubya's ass btw. Guess the mystery of the missing WMDs has finally been solved...

Drunken Chud said...

now aaron, where was that comment during the joke post when we needed the the dubya flame war to erupt? sheesh.

Heidi said...

Fucking Dial-Up.... grrr

Drunken Chud said...

oh... poor heidi...

Scooter said...

Oh... dial up. The FCC is full of puritanical prudes that ought to be dragged into the streets and shown exposed breasts so that their heads explode.

You can run a broadband connection over the power lines. Why this hasn't been done is a sin.

Drunken Chud said...

why? cuz the power company is making money hand over fist on us anyhow, they just haven't thought to branch out yet. you know, proprietary use and all.

Rolligun said...

I'm ass out on these too, where do find this stuff...but at least I got laugh out of the one you posted.

Drunken Chud said...

i find this stuff by pure dumb luck. just keep on clicking. i can start out looking to find poker chips and next thing i know it's two hourse and i'm now watching girl fights where one girl gets stabbed in the leg. ya know, what are ya gonna do.