Oh snap! I been tagged!

well, i inadvertantly got tagged to do the one of these surveys, by actually reading someone elses... damn you rolli... and then kristin up and tags me today for this one. so, you get two surveys in one post! ha! and now for something completely different. unless you're on myspace, in which is this is completely normal.

Four jobs you have had:
Realtor® (century 21)
Horse trainer/Barn Manager (several barns)
Janitor (state wayne theater)
Broil Cook (findlay applebees)

Four movies you could watch over and over:
The Boondock Saints
Leon (the professional)
Casablanca
Billy Madison (or Happy Gilmore)

Four places you've lived:
Detroit, MI
Livonia, MI
Ortonville, MI
Findlay, OH

Four TV shows you love to watch:
Mythbusters
Simpsons
Alias
any of rachel ray's shows... i love that woman. when she says E.V.O.O. it makes me hot!

Four places you've been on vacation:
Australia
New Zealand
Bahamas
Boston

Four of your favorite foods:
It's all about general tso chicken. mmm mmm bitch!
of course lamb shwarma is good too
oh, tortellini in a light cream sauce with grilled chicken...
steak. any kind. any way. mmm mmm

Four places you'd rather be right now:
somewhere warm on a golf course.
somewhere warm on a beach
somewhere warm, with a hot ass bitch.
somewhere warm with an ok looking girl who has lot's of money.

Four sites I visit daily:
Fark
IMDB
The best Crosswords
Pretty much everything else i have RSS feeds for. so... yeah.

Four Bloggers you are tagging:
Joe C
La La
De Style Lady
Chairborne(when he gets back that is)

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And now for the second one... wahoo!


Two Parts of Your Heritage
1. Irish
2. german

Two Things That Scare You
1. Success
2. paper cuts

Two fears you overcame
1. Needles
2. paper cuts

Two of Your Everyday Essentials
1. Glass of milk
2. My cigarettes.

Two things you are Wearing Right Now
1. t-shirt (grey)
2. cords (brown) wahoo, i'm sexy.

Two things you wore too much this year
1. Polo Shirts
2. pants

This year's Favorite Bands or Musical Artists
1. meh.
2. meh.

Two Things You Want in a Relationship
1. Fun
2. Sex

Two of your favorite Movies of the Year
1. The Devil's Rejects
2. Waiting...

Best movies of all time
1. Boondock saints
2. One flew over the cuckoo's nest

Two things You hate
1. Stupid people grrr.
2. stupid people who believe stupid stuff told to them by other stupid people. and who then whole the other stupid person in higher regard of factual correctness even when you point out various sources that prove them to be brainless. get a brain morans. hehehe

Two of Your Favorite Hobbies
1. well, it's not REALLY a hobby per say... ...
2. Drinking

Two things you learned this year
1. How to give an anema... i never want to do that again thank you.
2. blogging isn't just for emo douchebags.

Two Accomplishments You are Proud of
1. accomplishwhat... i'm unfamiliar with this word... does not compute
2. I would say starting a business, but since all the other partners bailed taking the start up money with them, i'd have to say, i'm proud i have the ability and the motivation to see this thing through. and now i won't have to split the profits.

Two Things You Want Really Badly
1. A good fun woman.
2. Financial freedom to do what i want.

Two place you went this year.
1. hrmmm... canada.
2. and that's about it... well, kalamazoo to party with my cousin.

Two Places You Want to go on Vacation
1. Ireland
2. Italy

Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die
1. Own a bar
2. Own a strip club

Two Ways that you are a Stereotypical Example of your Gender
1. i scratch myself in public.
2. if there's sports, and beer, no, i'm not listening to you.

Two things that make you stand out.
1. I'm 6'3 350lbs... pretty hard to miss
2. I'm loud as fuck. so if you can't see me, chances are you can hear me.

Two Things You Normally Wouldn't Admit
1. I care deeply about some people.
2. stupid people scare me.

Two Goals for the New Year
1. Lose weight
2. Make Money.

I tag:
Stepho
James
Scooter
Rev