Hang on, let me get my english to cracked out drunken hiljack dictionary.

Ballyhoohoo. Zabadoo. GOYOO! seriously, try reading this aloud, and you will shit your pants. so priceless I have been working teentits and tubfart into my daily repertoire. Seriously, this thing lacks any cohesion, and real thought. I dare you try to read it aloud, and in the manner you think the writer would want it to be said. I have not had this much entertainment from one post in a long ass time.